The Today Show's Guide to Flowers

Because it's Valentine's Day, The Today Show had some flower expert on this morning explaining the different meanings of flower bouquets you may or may not be getting today. And in case you don't know how your man feels about you, I'll recap.

If you get something purple like this, it means "he's crushing on you hard."

Orchids mean ecstasy and there is probably something kinky going on.

Red roses, of course, HAVE TO MEAN TRUE LOVE! And if there's any ivy in your red rose bouquet t hat means marriage and fidelity.

Jasmine means "I'm lucky to have found you."

Anything orange says "warmth."

But watch out yellow! This expert woman said to avoid yellow on V-day! She says any yellow flower is negative, and reflect jealousy and rejection. Who knew? I thought it meant something like "friendship?"

Then she went on to completely negate everything she said and told the anchor to just get what you know your woman likes...Even if it's yellow! *Gasp* Whaaaa???

Re-donk!