I don't mean "fuckin' Oprah" like I am literally fucking her...I mean I'm mad as shit at Oprah.
If you're alive on the plant earth, you probably know that I'm just DYING for a KitchenAid mixer. I'd take any of them, but really, I want the "Pro" 5 quart 425 watt one in white or stainless steel.
Since I recently moved and still don't have a job, I have not been able to buy one in time for the holidays. I've been toying with the idea of just opening a Macy's account so I can get one. But you know what? I can find it cheaper online so I just need to come up with the cash!
I need a job is what I really need.
But today, on Oprah's "favorite things" show, she gave away KitchenAid mixers to her whole audience. Yep, just handed em out like it was no big deal. Waving it in front of my face with no heart! Hear ye, hear ye, this just in: Oprah has a heart of stone!
She also gave away a $3800 LG refrigerator to the audience too. Ho hum!
At least I have a job interview tomorrow!
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